Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Weird Incident of the Week

This is what happened to me at the Nzm station on the evening of 27th July. I narrated it to a friend (Melissa of the 2nd post 1st roast ) and thought of making a blog post out of it. Realized it would be better to let it stay in the chat format. So ensoi, if you will. My take? Two people decided to go a bit crazy at the same time..
(replace by suitable yahoo smilies where necessary)

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Giles: so I'm at Nizamuddin station at Delhi to see off my bank manager by 9'o clock train

Giles: and he's gone to get a dinner packed at the Comesum food plaza

Giles: so while I'm waiting for him at the platform I notice this girl reading Super Commando Dhruva comics

Giles: you know about SCD?

Melissa: no

Melissa: whts tht about?

Melissa: :)

Giles: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Commando_Dhruva

Giles: he's a comic book character which is very popular in North

Melissa: ok

Giles: so anyways usually you don't see girls reading his comics...

Melissa: ok..

Giles: and I'm interested, and I want to ask her about it but obviously this is India

Giles: and you don't go asking random ladies you meet about comics they're reading

Giles: 'cos you're afraid that you'll get beaten up types

Melissa: hmm. so?

Giles: ;)

Melissa: :D

Giles: then I notice she's got another one with her

Giles: and I am getting really bored

Giles: so I think of asking her for it

Giles: but then obviously the whole loop about getting beaten up again

Giles: :)

Melissa: hmm..

Giles: so nothing doin' and I just stand there looking at her awhile

Giles: then the train rolls in to the platform

Melissa: hmm..

Giles: now I really don't understand when people get up and start getting worried and fidgety as the train is rolling in

Giles: 'cos like there's no point to ti

Melissa: same compartment or wht?

Melissa: ok..

Giles: let it stop and then find your coach and then board

Melissa: hmm..

Giles: no I'm not boarding the train. am there to see off this guy vonly

Melissa: ook..ook

Giles: so anyways I realise she's alone and then I say

Giles: "excuse me - you're going by this train"

Giles: and she doesn't even listen to me!!

Melissa: hmm..

Giles: so much lost in the book

Giles: so I'm like "wow! "

Melissa: :-/

Melissa: why..

Giles: why? what a girl.. really loves SCD.. totally engrossed in book and not even listening to the train's whistle.. that's why..

Giles: then I go a bit closer and say "excuse me" a bit louder

Giles: she looks up, and I say - your train?

Giles: she says "yeah"

Melissa: hmm..

Giles: so I say "hi, I'm Giles"

Melissa: then?

Melissa: :)

Giles: she says "I'm Carol"

Giles: so we shake hands

Melissa: aha!

Giles: and then I compliment her being a fan of SCD

Giles: and she starts laughing

Melissa: ahemm..

Melissa: thn?

Giles: so it turns out she's going to Gwalior and she's not got a ticket and she's going to work out a seat with the TTE

Giles: so like this is a night journey

Melissa: ok..

Giles: so the TTE is in the opp. direction and she's walking towards the general bogie and I walk with her and we end up discussing what she's doing (call centre job) and what I'm doing (farming) etcetra

Melissa: ok..

Giles: Well so I say - hey I've got to see off this person, I'll meet him now - and wow! you're a fighter to be going all the way to Gwalior in general at night

Giles: so shake hands.. and here's my mobile number and we'll see each other again, maybe

Melissa: hmm..

Giles: so I write my number on a piece of paper and I rush off to the AC coach where this uncle has to bee seen off

Melissa: ok..

Giles: then I tell him I've left my home keys at the juice counter and I run off

Melissa: thn nything happned?

Melissa: wow.. smart.

Melissa: :)

Giles: find the 2nd class TTE halfway down the platform

Giles: ask him for a seat "for a girl - she's in general now.. please give a seat till Gwalior"

Giles: so he gives a number in S5 – 23!

Giles: I rush back

Giles: now the general bogie has no light!!

Melissa: ooo.. gud u did tht

Giles: so I'm like walking down the platform besides the general bogie

Melissa: hmm.

Giles: and there's no way I can see her

Giles: so I end up shouting her name into the window of the bogie and then walking on and shouting into the next window

Melissa: ok...

Giles: :D

Giles: quite filmy

Melissa: :D

Giles: finally (at the fourth or fifth window) she says "yeah"

Giles: so I'm like "would you want a seat in sleeper?"

Giles: she's like "why not"

Giles: so I say "follow me"

Melissa: wow!

Giles: explain the seat number and tt details to her

Melissa: :)

Giles: she walks on towards sleeper, I go to AC and tell my uncle that the keys are with me only

Giles: that I'd got confused a bit

Giles: then he's like ok you go

Giles: so I rush off to S5

Giles: where this girl is sitting

Melissa: u really are smart :P

Giles: ask her - did you talk to the TTE

Giles: she's like - nope

Giles: so I ask her to 'follow me'

Giles: again

Giles: and take her to TTE

Giles: TTE-- meet girl

Giles: Girl -- meet TTE

Giles: ok - done

Melissa: hmm..

Giles: bye

Giles: see you around

Melissa: thts gr8..

Giles: oh and I got her email ID sometime in between all of this

Giles: so that's the weird thing of the week for me

Melissa: train had stopped fer suich a long tiem..

Melissa: ?

Giles: it came in at 2030 - starting station

Giles: starts at 2100 from Nzm

Giles: you're doubting me kya

Melissa: u really knw how to manage things...naturally i gues.s. u being a manager

Giles: this is not about management silly this is about being stupid at the railway station with a stranger

Giles: :P

Giles: and both ways, I must say - for her and for me too

Giles: though I'll accept the compliment - yep I'm quite good at managing - nothing to do with my PGDM though

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Update: I sent the girl a mail asking her if she'd reached safely. No reply yet. No call/sms either. So maybe she decided that there was a limit to interaction with wierd strangers. Or something like that.

8 comments:

Anoop said...

Hmmm....see some girls are like this..kaam khatam, dosthi khatam....didnt get what was the weird thing which happened!!!!

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

u paagal or smthg ? picking up stray conversations with stray girls ????????????

Giles ????

saw the comment at the end of the snake post !

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

Melissa doesnt seem to talk / type much .. heh ?

zonko said...

Anoop da sorry I replied to your mail ID by mistake. Repeating the comment here anways:

"the weird thing was that she believed a stranger when he said "I've got you a sleeper seat, follow me!"

the weird thing was also that I decided to do this.

Also that I talked to a girl about her comics and she didn't turn me to ice with a frosty glare (as you'd expect a typical Indian babe to do, esp. at night)

ask some of your girl friends what they'd have done in this scenario -- stranger walks up and expresses interest, then offers a seat in sleeper (he's not going himself)"

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Deepa, yeah I'm nuts. Welcome to my world.

As for the Giles/Melissa bit, read the "2nd post 1st roast" post at the bottom of the blog like. You might get the drift.

Melissa can talk a lot! She's a chatterbox vonly. Unlike me, she's a good listener also :)

Raghav said...

nice.. seems u had fun !

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

right !

boss , aint it time for a new thought ?

Raghav said...

lay off for some time or u mite scare her off, what with u screaming her name in the dark general compartmment 5 minutes after meeting her !

zonko said...

uh oh, raghav, you missed the point. I screamed her name; she responded; I took her to the seat; we bid adieu; and now that's it...

I'm laid off like Sourav Ganguly from the Indian Team vonly da..